ok well well this is a page about what men say and what men actually mean!


"you have a fantastic figure" - what they actually mean - "i hope to god ur not wearin a wonderbra and those babies are real"

"i'm not sure if i fancy her" - what he actually means - "she won't let me shag her"

"i miss u so much, babe" - what he actually means -"my right hands killing me and my male flatmate is starting to look good"

"i had an absolutely brilliant time last nite" - what he actually means - "who the hell are you"

"i've been thinkin a lot" - what he actually means -"your not as attractive as i thought when i was pissed"

"i've got my reasons for doin what i am doin" - what he actually means - "i have no idea but i will think of something soon"

"that outfit makes u look thin" - what he actually means - "please no more changes, it's last orders in 20 minutes"