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the page contains jokes...mainly bout men! and other bits and pieces! just read on!



  hehehe more jokes!
Why are married women heavier than single women?
becos single women get home see whats in the fridge and go to bed...whereas married women see whats in the bed and go for the fridge!

Why did the man cross the road?
cos he heard the chicken was a slut!

Why don't women blink during foreplay?
cos they don't have time!

what is the difference between men and government bonds?
bonds mature! (specially for luke!)

what do u call a women who knows where her husband is everynite?
a widow!

how do u get a man to do situps?
but a remote control between his toes!

this is a freaky quiz thing...do it but it only owrks if you don't peak at the next questions on the way down!
1) think of a number from 1-10.


2) times it by nine.


3)add the two digits together.


4)subtract five.


5)determine which letter in the alphabet correspondes to the number you ended up with...(1=a, 2=b etc...)

6) think of a country beginin with that letter.


7) remeber the last letter of that country.


8) think of an animal begining with that letter.


9) remember the last letter of the name of the animal.


10) think of a fruit begining with that letter.




are u thinking of a kangaroo in denmark eating an orange?

heres another joke!
MAN SAYS TO GOD: 'God, why did u make women so beautiful?'
GOD SAYS: 'so u would love her'
'but God', the man says, 'why did u make her so dumb?'
GOD SAYS: 'so she would love you!'

hahahaha how funny!


see julia...i have actually put it on the net! hahahaha